Artemis by Mike Choi
The sight, just the sight, of Xena, Warrior Princess arguing on my behalf amuses me, so let me tell you. Let me answer your question about what I’d do if you let me go. You let me go, and I’ll dedicate my life to killing everything you love. Your friends, your family, your reputation - even your horse. I’m being so honest with you, because the idea of your pity is worse than death for me. You see, you created a monster with integrity, Xena. Scary, isn’t it?
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New Years Resolutions
1) Find a Job
2) Eat Healthier and Exercise
3) Lose weight (target weight loss 65lbs)
4) go out more and have fun/ be more social
5) start building my Wonder Woman shrine
The Holiday dread begins to set in
With Thanksgiving just a mere 24 hours away, the dread of the holidays begins to set in. Mostly because I’m unemployed (still!!), and can’t afford to get my loved ones anything (again!!), but mostly because sometimes my family seems to suck the joy out of it. It’s either my two of sisters over enthusiasm, with decorations and Christmas cheer (we already have christmas songs playing and it’s not even December 1st yet) to the point of it just being annoying, or it’s my parents and my oldest sister’s lack of enthusiasm that just makes you wanna leave them tied to a train track ,cackling maniacally while curling you handlebar moustache as the locomotive runs them over.
I know I sound dramatic (overly maybe!!), but christmastime for the past few years has been less than enjoyable for me. I long for the days when all I had to worry about was if Santa got my list, and got me the Invisible Jet (yes I am a Wonder Woman fan!!!) I had asked for.
